Petition to make Pokemon Snap 2 with Viola as the protagonist:
With Professor Sycamore rating the pictures
Where’s the petition I will sign it with blood
all of Sycamore’s grades are written on pink sparkly post-its and say stuff like “you did a good job! very cute” and “so that’s what a snorlax’s back looks like”
PLEASE OH GOD
OK I LITERALLY ONE WEEK AGO ASKED POKEMON WHERE SNAP 2 WAS AND NOW THERE IS THIS!!!!! Could you please point me in the direction to the line for the said contract
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
This is really interesting.
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.